he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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