I am in a vortex of obligation.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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