...so i touched it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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