At least make sure they are 18
Why
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
vagina is talking i cant
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
