This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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