her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Panties = found
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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