I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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