Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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