Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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