you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
