you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
