you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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