You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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