I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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