There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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