Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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