I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
