i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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