I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Two words: blizzard sex
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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