ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Found your dick twin last night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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