Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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