I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
where are my eyebrows?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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