we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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