youre lurking in front of me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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