i don't like sucking hair
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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