just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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