i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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