You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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