She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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