Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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