Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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