sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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