Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
In other news, I just burned my penis
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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