the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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