shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just puked most of my soul out..
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