She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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