So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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