I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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