Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My liver just had a heart attack.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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