TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The beer is more important than you right now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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