Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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