wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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