You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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