her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i believe in u and ur pee
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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