can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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