The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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