Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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