I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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