She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I need a beard to bite.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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