Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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