I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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