People with herpes should wear stickers.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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